여자가 남자보다 고급 제품이다 [영국대표 한인신문]

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여자가 남자보다 고급 제품이다
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<DIV></DIV><PRE>성경을 보면</PRE><PRE>‘아담’은 흙으로 만들어 졌고</PRE><PRE>‘에와’는 갈비뼈로 만들어졌습니다.</PRE><PRE>흙은 무기물질이고 갈비뼈는 유기물질입니다. </PRE><PRE>여자의 재료는 "1차 가공"을 거친 더 고급스런 소재인 셈입니다</PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" id=_x0000_i1026 name=zb_target_resize src="http://cfs10.blog.daum.net/original/20/blog/2007/10/18/23/51/471772f78cc81&filename=127.jpg" width=550 height=728></PRE><PRE>
 
  </PRE><PRE>더구나 신제품은 항상 뒤에 나온다는 사실입니다.</PRE><PRE>그래서 남성들은
 여성보다 염색체수도 하나가 모자랍니다. </PRE><PRE>첨단 재료일수록 취급에 주의가
 더 필요한 법입니다</PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE></PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>한 여인이 결혼을 했습니다. </PRE><PRE>부부싸움 끝에
 친정으로 도망을 갔습니다.</PRE><PRE>화가 난 남편은 이번 기회에 버릇을 고쳐</PRE><PRE>놓겠다고 별렀습니다. </PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>친정에 온 딸을 보는 부모 마음도</PRE><PRE>편치 않았습니다</PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE></PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>며칠 쉬게 한 다음 딸을 돌려 보내며 친정아버지가 </PRE><PRE>사위에게 보내는 편지 한 장을 딸 편에 보냈습니다.</PRE><PRE>집에 돌아온 아내가 편지부터 내밀었습니다.</PRE><PRE>신랑이 편지를 받아 들자마자 기겁을 했습니다. </PRE><PRE>거기 이렇게 적혀 있었습니다.</PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" id=_x0000_i1029 name=zb_target_resize src="http://cfs10.blog.daum.net/original/19/blog/2007/10/18/21/20/47174f7af1813&filename=135.jpg" width=550 height=711></PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>       ■ "취급주의 : 깨어지기 쉬움" ■ </PRE><PRE>  </PRE><PRE>아내들은 실제로 연약하기 짝이 없습니다.   </PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">마치 깨어지기 쉬운 그릇과
 
 같습니다.</PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">한 번 깨지고 나면 다시 붙여 쓸 수 없습니다.</PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">아내를 함부로 대하는 것은 취급주의를 어기는 것입니다. </PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">  </PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">  </PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" id=_x0000_i1030 name=zb_target_resize src="http://cfs7.blog.daum.net/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=MEJ0RkVAZnM3LmJsb2cuZGF1bS5uZXQ6L0lNQUdFLzAvNDguanBnLnRodW1i&filename=48.jpg" width=550 height=810>  </PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">  </PRE><PRE style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" id=_x0000_i1034 name=zb_target_resize src="http://imgnews.naver.com/image/020/2007/09/23/200709230118.jpg" width=510 height=765></PRE>
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