영자의 지하철사건 [영국대표 한인신문]

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영자의 지하철사건
2010-09-20, 23:59:23 오유방스	추천수 : 235 \| 조회수 : 3170

<IMG name=zb_target_resize src="http://file.sayclub.co.kr/charimg/item_real2/s_u_01_10090_01_02.gif"> <IMG src="http://file.sayclub.co.kr/charimg/item_real2/s_u_01_10090_01_02.gif"> 영자는 과일 중에서 바나나를 가장 좋아했다 
<CENTER> 때문에 퇴근해서 집에가는 길에 자신의 부모님과 먹으려고 바나나 세개를 사 가지고 지하철을 탔다 마침 퇴근시간이라 지하철은 초만원이었다</CENTER>
<CENTER> <IMG name=zb_target_resize src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1790887/img_1790887_402673_25?1092049068.gif"> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1790887/img_1790887_402673_25?1092049068.gif"> 영자는 바나나를 양쪽 주머니에 하나씩 넣고 바지 뒷주머니에 하나를 넣었다</CENTER><EMBED type=application/x-mplayer2 hidden=true pluginspage=http://www.microsoft.com/windows/mediaplayer/download/default.asp FileName="http://kor.inlive.co.kr:2424" autostart="true" loop="true" SHOWCONTROLS="1" SHOWSTATUSBAR="1" SHOWDISPLAY="0" SHOWGOTOBAR="0"> 
<CENTER> 사람들이 하도 많아서 이리 밀리고 저리 밀리다보니 양쪽 주머니에 있던 바나나는 그만 짜부러들고 으깨지고 말았다 <IMG name=zb_target_resize src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1790887/img_1790887_402673_25?1092049068.gif"> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1790887/img_1790887_402673_25?1092049068.gif"> 너무 속이 상했던 영자는 뒷주머니의 바나나를 슬쩍 만져보았다</CENTER>
<CENTER> 좀 무르긴 했지만 모양만은 멀쩡한 것을 알고 마음을 놓았다 영자는 그 바나나 마저 짜부러 질까봐 꼭 움켜쥐고 있었다 ~ ~ ~ <IMG name=zb_target_resize src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1790887/img_1790887_402673_25?1092049068.gif"> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1790887/img_1790887_402673_25?1092049068.gif"> 한참 뒤 ~ ~ ~   영자의 뒤에 서있던 중년신사가 영자의 어깨를 툭툭치는 것이었다</CENTER>
<CENTER> 그 중년신사의 얼굴은 발그래져 영자에게 말하는 것이었다 "이젠 아쉽지만 그만 놔 주겟소???" </CENTER>
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