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여성이 옷을 벗는 순서...(・_・O
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<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>한 새댁이 목욕을 하며 남편을 기다리고 있는데</CENTER>
<CENTER>초인종 소리가 들려왔다</CENTER>
<CENTER>남편인줄 알고 새댁은 목욕 타올로 몸을 살짝</CENTER>
<CENTER>가린 채 현관문을 열었다</CENTER>
<CENTER>그런데 벨을 누른 사람은 남편이 아니라 시골에서</CENTER>
<CENTER>상경한 시아버지가 아닌가?</CENTER>
<CENTER>깜짝 놀란 새댁은 "어머!" 하며 자신도 모르게</CENTER>
<CENTER>감고 있던 수건으로 얼굴을 가렸다</CENTER>
<CENTER>그러자 며느리의 머시기쪽을 본 시아버지가</CENTER>
<CENTER>"허허, 숲도 많기도 해라" </CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER> 
<H4 jQuery1271228436467="127"><IMG src="http://cfs13.blog.daum.net/image/18/blog/2008/08/08/11/24/489bae4dec87d" border=0 name=zb_target_resize jQuery1271228436467="92" xeHandled="YES" editor_component="image_link"></H4> </CENTER>
<CENTER>여성이 옷을 벗는 순서</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>보통여성 : 겉옷, 슬립, 브래지어, 팬티 순'</CENTER>
<CENTER>비범한 여성 : 팬티, 겉옷, 슬립, 브래지어 순</CENTER>
<CENTER>의심이 많은 여성 : 겉옷, 팬티, 슬립, 브래지어 순</CENTER>
<CENTER>순정파 여성 : 겉옷, 슬립, 팬티, 브래지어 순  </CENTER>
<CENTER>양보다 질이다</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>한 등산객이 산 속에서 길을 잃어 사흘 밤낮을 굶주림에</CENTER>
<CENTER>떨며 해매다가 한 무리의 양떼를 발견 했다</CENTER>
<CENTER>그는 양이라도 잡아 주린 배를 채우려고 나무가자를 꺽어</CENTER>
<CENTER>뭉둥이를 만들었다</CENTER>
<CENTER>하지만 뒤이어 양떼를 모는 처녀를 발견하고 생각을 바꿨다</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>"양보다 질이 우선이다!"</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER> <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" hspace=5 src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/9c/36/potofalls01/folder/3002010/img_3002010_1348847_4?1192992802.gif" vspace=5 border=0> </CENTER>
<CENTER>애비를 쏙 빼닮았네</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>옆집 돌잔치에 초대된 여자가 돌을 맞은 아기와 고추를</CENTER>
<CENTER>만지작 거리며 말했다</CENTER>
<CENTER>"고놈 참, 제 애비 점까지 쏙 빼닮았네?"</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER> <IMG class=txc-image id=tx_entry_5331 style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="http://cfile262.uf.daum.net/image/173EAA264BFE2D716EF82F" width=256 vspace=1 border=0 actualwidth="256"> </CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>2시간 2분</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>여고 동창생 세명이 모여 자기 남편 자랑을 늘어</CENTER>
<CENTER>놓고 있었다</CENTER>
<CENTER>영자 : 우리 그이는 한번에 했다면 1시간이야</CENTER>
<CENTER>            숙자 : 말마 얘. 우리 그이는 밤새도록 잠을 못자게 해</CENTER>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5">
<CENTER>영자 :말자야, 너는 왜 그렇게 시무룩하니?</CENTER></DIV>
  

<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5">
<CENTER>말 좀 해봐라, 얘</CENTER>
<CENTER>        말자 : 사실 우리 그이는그걸 하는데 2시간 2분 걸러</CENTER>
<CENTER>영자 : 어머 그렇게 오래 야 너 죽이겠다?</CENTER>
<CENTER>         말자 : 아니, 세우는데 2시간 걸리고 하는데 2분이야.</CENTER>
<CENTER> <IMG alt="" hspace=10 src="http://sirmi.ic.cz/lidi/13.gif" vspace=10 jQuery1274240167816="81"> </CENTER>
<CENTER>삽신교의 교리</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>사이비 종교로 소문난 삽신교에는 "천하 만민이여,삽신하라"</CENTER>
<CENTER>라는 구호 밑에 다음과 같은 여섯가지 교리가 있었다</CENTER></DIV>

<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5">
<CENTER></CENTER></DIV>
  
  

<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5">
<CENTER></CENTER></DIV>
  
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5">
<CENTER></CENTER>
<CENTER>1. 처녀는 발광하니 구타 후 삽신하라</CENTER>
<CENTER>         2. 유부녀는 위험하니 사방경계 후 삽신하라</CENTER>
<CENTER>   3. 과부는 과성욕하니 삽신,또 삽신하라</CENTER>
<CENTER>           4. 할머니는 쭈글쭈글하니 다림질 후 삽신하라</CENTER>
<CENTER>              5. 음녀는 거시기가 대(大)하니 바늘질 후 삽신하</CENTER></DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5">
<CENTER>6. 창녀는 음독하니 세척 후 삽신하라</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/73/df/ttottojs/folder/13/img_13_37705_1?1166963121.gif"> </CENTER>
<CENTER>더 시원한 쪽</CENTER>
<CENTER> </CENTER>
<CENTER>성에 대한 호기심이 많은 한 여자가</CENTER>
<CENTER> 정신과 의사를 찾았다</CENTER>
<CENTER>여자 : 선생님, 여자와 남자가 그걸 하게 되면</CENTER>
<CENTER>누가 더 시원한 거죠?</CENTER>
<CENTER>의사 : 새끼 손가락으로 콧구멍을 쑤시면 손가락이</CENTER>
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