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남편의 숙제문제....
2010-08-24, 18:22:49 엔젤틱스	추천수 : 240 \| 조회수 : 2987

<EMBED src=http://cafe.joins.com/cafefile/t/o/tongtong/kk163-1.swf width=502 height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash quality="1" wmode="transparent" menu="menu" loop="loop" scale="ShowAll"> 
<CENTER><IMG style="CURSOR: hand" height=16 alt="" src="http://thumb.200304.album.www.com.ne.kr/Y2003/M04/D02/thumb/thumb_b67_015030sunflower268_com.gif" name=zb_target_resize [안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xxonclick="window.open(this.src)">남편의 숙제문제.... <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" height=16 alt="" src="http://thumb.200304.album.www.com.ne.kr/Y2003/M04/D02/thumb/thumb_b67_015030sunflower268_com.gif" name=zb_target_resize> <IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100, style=2, finishopacity=1); CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://blogfile.paran.com/BLOG_526894/200802/1203162594_20080202094705_9635.jpg" align=center name=zb_target_resize> <A class=keyword title="관련링크 보기" href="http://corea.moyiza.com/" target=_blank>부산</A>에서 남편을 대상으로 하는 아버지교실이라는 1주일짜리 강좌가 있었는데…… 결혼생활 20년 가까이 된 남푠 20여명이 수강생들이었다. 강의를 시작한 지 3일째 되던 날 강사가 수강생들에게 "평상시에 자기 부인을 안아준 적이 있는 사람 손을 들어 보세요" <IMG src="http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x173/puppielove06/1-10.gif" name=zb_target_resize> 그런데 아무도 손을 드는 사람들이 없었다. "그래서 왜 부인을 안아주지 않는가요?" 하니 어느 수강생이 머뭇머뭇하다가 "쭈굴시럽구로 우째 그랍니꺼? "라고 말하는 것이었다. 그러자, 강사는 "그럼 오늘은 집에 가서 부인을 안아주는 것이 숙제입니다." 라고 하자 <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" src="http://cfs1.blog.daum.net/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=MDVvWWRAZnMxLmJsb2cuZGF1bS5uZXQ6L0lNQUdFLzAvMzMuZ2lmLnRodW1i&filename=33.gif" name=zb_target_resize> ‘뭐 이런 숙제가 다 있노, 참 내……'라고 궁시렁 대는 수강생이 대부분이었다... <IMG src="http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5430/ec9584ec9db4eca79ceca69.gif" name=zb_target_resize> 다음 날 강사가 숙제 검사를 하자 아무도 숙제를 한 사람이 없었다. 강사는 오늘 숙제도 어제와 같으니 꼭 숙제를 해야 한다고 몇 번이나 강조를 하였다. <IMG alt="" src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/81/ed/seogi1001/folder/36/img_36_4334_0?1173023813.gif" name=zb_target_resize> 다음 날 강사는 "오늘은 숙제를 다 해 오셨지요?"라고 묻자 딱 한사람이 일어나더니 "강사님요, 내 숙제하다가 맞아 죽을삔 했심더." 얼굴을 마주보고는 도저히 마누라를 안아 줄 용기가 안나더라꼬예. "그래서 설거지하는 마누라 뒤에서 팍 끌어안으이까네 머라 캔 줄 아심니꺼? '더븐데 이 남자가 미쳤나...' 카면서 면상에 퐁퐁 거품을 콱 발라 뿌대예, <IMG style="WIDTH: 335px; HEIGHT: 208px" height=225 src="http://cfile226.uf.daum.net/image/15193D204BAB36DB254FE4" width=338 name=zb_target_resize> 그래서 지가 한마디 하고는 다알나뿟심더" . . . . . . . . . . . "숙제할라꼬 그랬다, 와!! 두번 다시 안아주나 봐라" </CENTER><OBJECT id=VIDEO style="center: 0px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 0px" type=application/x-oleobject height=1 width=1 classid=CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11d3-B153-00C04F79FAA6>
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